Her ^^ tormenting a fly with her mouse!

laughing at reaperwoman who is soo easily amused.

^^^ so, so true... It's just sitting on my task bar, and when I bring the cursor round to the front and move it towrds it, it'll back off a few steps...

Not one damn thing.....but I *am* thinking about finding something that will

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Do you want to borrow my new pet fly Osuche?

I dunno...how many words a minute does he type? And does he have a work visa for the US?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

He's got the work visa, and plenty of relatives over there who'll take him in till he gets his feet under him, but he's not got a very high wpm, I'm afraid. He's also not too clever...

As long as he's cheap I'll take him!!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The 2 crazy women above me!!^^^^^^^^^^^

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

A guy who just stopped at my house a couple of minutes ago. He stopped to tell me about a leadership and management class that they are having in our town and he asked me if I could speak at the next few meetings. No big deal, could do that kind of thing in my sleep. Then he started making small talk with me and he asked about my health. Of course it turns out he's some sort of "miracle worker" and he guaranteed me that he would go home and read up on cystic fibrosis and that I would be cured by Friday if I let him help me. Says he's cured cancer, diabetes, asthma and many other diseases that have doctors and scientists baffled.

So how about that, I've battled for 39 years to beat this disease and all I really had to do was call this guy. Damn, I can't wait until Friday.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Kramer

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Wondering if the guy will come back on Friday....


For me...I laughed when the interview candidate I am bringing in corrected the spelling of his last name from Gorilla...LMAO...spell check got the best of me!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

A Playboy Party Joke from the new issue:

It seems George W. Bush has the same problem as his father. Neither knows when to pull out.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Soda! Made me laugh today!

Lady's been beating herself up in various thread's today for no reason what-so-ever!

But I'm having a blast!!!! Uping my post count too!!!!