How about looking under your skirt? I'm good at looking under skirts.

OTOH, I am terrible at looking inside men's pants.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I love to cook and bake. I love to be artsy fartsy. But I take the art of procrastination to a whole new level lol. I am a good listener.

I am horrible at starting housework, especially dishes and laundry.

I think I'm pretty good at looking past the peripheral items that tend to distract one from the main issue. I tend to go after the disease that causes the issues rather than address symptoms.

I forget. EVERYTHING! If I don't write it down, I'll forget to do it. I can remember facts, but never things to do.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Mr. Lil used to keep a post it note in his wallet that said , "pick up kids"

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I hope he's not still using it. Could be embarassing.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Talent: I can execute like no one's business...I swear I could single handedly run a ground war from 6k miles away, if we ever needed a general with no military experience

Failure: I suck at anything that requires mental visualization...rotating figures in space ala IQ tests, putting together puzzles, building models, navigating without a map. I am completely unable to do any of these activities.

I'm a Chemical Engineer and Organic Chemistry almost flunked me out. Srsly.

Edit: Regarding that ground war...I'd delegate the responsibility of navigating to the enemy

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Does this mean that you've delegated the task to the enemy, or someone will guide you to the enemy?

Enquiring pedants wish to know.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I'm good at finding my way ... but then forget why I was going there.

I'd need another note that says "check your wallet". lol

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Yeah, that was a bit ambiguous. I'd delegate to one of you lovely people who seems to have a clue.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Us?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

But Osuche, dare we hope the enemy is in your pant?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Would they be yoga pants?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Ommmm thinking about that one.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I've got another weakness: my back.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.