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Old 09-18-2007, 10:23 AM
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Maybe the Ebay way of beating him up, wait until the last possible moment to hit him with bad feedback so he can't retaliate...
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:47 PM
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What is pissing me off is that he has the audacity to act like he is the one not being paid.
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Old 09-20-2007, 05:19 AM
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:31 PM
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I now have possession of the fucking flute. It's in great shape. Instead of having to pay $83 for a flute, I had to pay $183. Because I had to rent one for two months while I waited for the SOB to do the right thing. BUTTTTT, in the end , it's a great flute.
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:33 PM
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I now have possession of the fucking flute.

The flute fucks?

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Old 10-03-2007, 11:35 PM
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And this one time, at band camp, ...
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Old 10-04-2007, 07:45 AM
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"it's a great flute."


Lil,

I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
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Old 10-04-2007, 09:27 AM
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Old 10-04-2007, 10:11 AM
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In honor of the conclusion of this long journey, please allow me to offer a blessing... "May your son's flute collect less dust than my son's drum set".
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In honor of the conclusion of this long journey, please allow me to offer a blessing... "May your son's flute collect less dust than my son's drum set".



Wouldn't the fact that your son's drum set is collecting dust be a blessing to most.
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Old 10-04-2007, 04:43 PM
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The flute fucks?

Mozart wrote an opera about a magic flute. Perhaps this is a 21st century version?
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Old 10-04-2007, 05:08 PM
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Mozart wrote an opera about a magic flute. Perhaps this is a 21st century version?

Oh, ayuh! I believe you may be correct.
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Old 10-04-2007, 05:54 PM
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Die Fickenflöte!

An Adult Opera In 3 Unnatural Acts!
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Old 10-06-2007, 01:08 AM
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Old 10-06-2007, 05:25 AM
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Oldfart,

Any suggestions for casting the role of “Queen of the Night” in Die Fickenflöte?
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