11-14-2004, 11:15 AM
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Just me.
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Sex is only funny when you're having a wild, erotic dream only to wake up and find out you're hugging your pillow.  |
11-14-2004, 11:17 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Sex is only funny when both you and your partner have healthy senses of humor
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11-14-2004, 12:05 PM
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Just me.
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Sexy is only funny when you're in the middle of lovemaking and your cat hops up to see you.  |
11-14-2004, 01:53 PM
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pixie of the wood
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when you call it "the old poke and tickle".
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11-14-2004, 02:51 PM
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Pussy Surveyor
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Sex is only funny when the dog trys to bite you because he thinks your hurting her (true story)
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11-15-2004, 04:50 AM
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Just me.
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Sex is only funny when you both fall asleep while making love.
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11-15-2004, 09:45 AM
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satisfactionisaguarantee
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funny if I'm on top and lose my balance 
fun if you can be loud as you want without worrying
hehe
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Kristin
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11-15-2004, 05:25 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Sex is only funny when you try to learn a new language during the act
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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11-15-2004, 09:36 PM
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pixie of the wood
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when you realize the orgasmic noises comming from your mouth sound exacictally like the noises comming from the baby monitor.
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12-03-2004, 04:16 AM
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Sex is only funny when you turn the light on and are surprised by who you're with.  |
02-21-2005, 10:22 PM
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pixie of the wood
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 ^^^ 
sex is only funny when you turn on the light and are surprised cause you're with...
...out a partner. |
02-21-2005, 11:11 PM
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Sex is only funny when you have to sleep in the wet spot left in the bed
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03-30-2005, 11:44 PM
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gurly gurl
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when you're not having it |
03-31-2005, 11:35 AM
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Sex is only funny when you're thinking everything is getting seriously amorous  and sexy :lust: and close to wild .... and then your so/spouse asks if you'd like some popcorn. 
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04-17-2005, 09:08 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Sex is only funny when you realize you'removing 2400 miles so you can get some.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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