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Carpe diem
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...sullen, sweating president is to giving a press conference.
Newspaper is to Birdcage as...
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12-06-2003, 02:04 PM
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Just me.
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... toilet paper is to people.
Mickey Mouse is to cartoons as ...
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12-06-2003, 02:22 PM
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...Michael Jordan is to basketball.
An 8-track is to a CD as....
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12-06-2003, 02:24 PM
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... a CD is to a DVD.
Pixies is to the spirit as ...
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12-06-2003, 02:37 PM
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...Dove Bars are to Ice cream.
Customer service is to the Post office as...
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12-06-2003, 04:05 PM
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a hockey puck is to a golf course.
Love is to sex as ....
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates
Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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12-07-2003, 05:18 AM
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....hate is to not gettin' any.
Rolls Royce is to Volkswagen as....
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12-07-2003, 08:57 AM
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...silk is to cotton.
Cheese is to pizza as.....
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12-07-2003, 09:33 AM
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not gettin' any is to masterbation.
Popcorn is to a movie as...
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates
Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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12-07-2003, 06:15 PM
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...Multiple Orgasms are to Sex.
Caves are to Mountains as…
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12-07-2003, 06:17 PM
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... cornfields are to the midwest.
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12-07-2003, 06:59 PM
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... razors are to beavers.
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12-07-2003, 07:18 PM
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.... never having rain is to the UK.
A roaring fire is to warming toes as.....
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12-08-2003, 04:05 AM
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... heavy downpour is to soaking your clothes.
A Proctologist is to a Dentist as…
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12-08-2003, 04:29 AM
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... as a plumber is to a ceiling repairer.
Pixies are to people as ...
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