Wanted: A woman with a great sense of sarcasm, a great conversationalist, willing to receive massages and honest enough to tell me when I've screwed up so I can fix it. Must not be psycho, but a little crazy helps :-)

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

Would love to apply. What other qualifications are you looking for?

As for my ad:

A woman that knows that beauty is more then skin deep. Open to new experiences and willing to express what she craves from life.

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Damn ...that leaves me out

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Wanted: Someone/Persons to take total advantage of willing volunteer.
Subject wishes to be teased, tortured, used and ravished for extremly
long periods of time. Willing to fulfill any dream/desire you have.
Blindfolds?...........OK
Tied up?..............YES
Toys?.................Sure
Anal?..................Great
Oral....................OMG YES!!!

No offers refused! Act Now!!!!!!

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

Wanted: A one way ticket home. Coach, business or first class doesn't matter. Any airline. Already found girl of my dreams, now just need to be with her.

Wanted.. ohh.. fun question.. ok.. What i really want most is a sensual young lady.. wanting a young English nutter, aka ME.. who loves Experimenting and most importantly wont be put of by a guy who has feelings not revolving around the ~@&*ing Football ^_^ Please applay in the usual means if you think you can make this oddball happy!

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contacts -
MSN - [email protected]
Y! - Gambenie
ICQ - 334-226-867

Wanted: Someone to keep the Boogieman at bay. Moonbeams and stardust a plus.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Wanted: A buxom young woman who likes a good fuck and then cuddle until the sun or Vlad comes up, which ever comes first. The ideal candidate will must be experienced, inventive, willing to make new friends, bilingual and not camera shy.

Applicants must have a high school diploma or a GED, be comfortable in group situation and must pass a drug and HIV test.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.