What I'm doing with all my spare electronic listening devices.

Watching the grass grow.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

What do you do when it's too hot to mow.

I'll drink to that.

What is the only toast worth using?

An Aubergine, a cucumber, a ciggerete packet and a tape by Queen!

What should I pack for my road trip?





Loose lips sink ships.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

What's the problem with sea monsters?

30% chance of rain.

what is the weather tomorrow in Boston?


damnit I dropped the spoon

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tie down your hopes,
show me the world.

An unnecessary comment when licking an ice cream sundae off my body.

how did you *do* that?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

What happend when I "queefed" while giving oral?!

Soft and Dry

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

What is the pre-foreplay condition called?

Land of 10,000 lakes.

What is Minnesota's claim to fame?

Strawberries, cream, and port wine

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

What are three things Martha Stewart will have smuggled into her jail cell?

2 feet 9 inches

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

How long would it have to be to touch the floor while standing?

Glen Campbell and Conway Twitty

Two oldies but goodies

Sex against the wall

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

What you get when one of your fantasies comes true.

night and day

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

How often i think about fucking?



milk and cookies

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.