05-17-2003, 09:47 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Alberta
Posts: 927
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and i'll show you that a cowboy eats with his hat on... 
show me a cat-o-nine tails
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Cowboy logic, always drink upstream from the herd.
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05-18-2003, 10:36 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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and I'll show you a cat who steers clear of rocking chairs.
Show me a woman with PMS and a gun........ |
05-18-2003, 10:47 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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And I'll show you a my smile and my aim!
Show me a guitar with no strings........
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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05-19-2003, 06:47 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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and I'll show you the only one I know how to play.
Show me a front fender dent ....
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05-19-2003, 06:09 PM
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Scottish Angel
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 2,761
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and I will show u someone who forgot we drive on the "left"
show me a smile.....
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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!
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05-19-2003, 07:03 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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and I'll show you a satisfied lover.
Show me woman who hasn't gotten any in way tooo long......
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05-19-2003, 07:06 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
Posts: 16,709
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I'll show you someone needing a good friend.
Show me someone who is good at "There's nothing like".
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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05-19-2003, 10:45 PM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
Posts: 11,064
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And I'll show you one of my playmates.
Show me a horny woman and......
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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05-20-2003, 05:32 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
Posts: 16,709
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I'll show you a hornier guy.
Show me a person who likes few clothes and....
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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05-20-2003, 09:41 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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and I'll show you someone with no tan lines.
Show me a whip and a chair............
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05-21-2003, 06:39 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
Posts: 16,709
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And I'll show you a lady needing taming.
Show me a pair of handcuffs and....
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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05-22-2003, 12:40 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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I'll show you a pair of wrists wanting to be restrained.
Show me a 4-poster bed...............
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05-23-2003, 10:58 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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And I'll show you where four of my silk ties are!
Show me a hot cup of coffee.....
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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05-23-2003, 01:42 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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And I'll show you something that will never pass my lips.
Show me some warm, fragrant body oil..............................
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05-23-2003, 04:45 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
Posts: 16,709
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I'll show you how to massage a lady.
Show me a person tied to a bed and I'll..........
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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