03-13-2007, 11:18 PM
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Little Wild One
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Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
SURER! I tell ya to put the steak on the grill and put on some silky panties and you want to leave home.
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We can do both....one in the morning one in the evening....or both at the same time.
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03-13-2007, 11:25 PM
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Sounds like a plan If he gets there first, tell him your drippy panties is my napkin for MY steak dinner
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03-14-2007, 02:00 AM
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Yep, tofu and a thoughtie.
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03-14-2007, 02:37 AM
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Just a Freek
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: somewhere in Illinois
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well, I bought myself a steak but I cant blow myself, lol
and being on vacation here in florida no ladies I know around
but at least I will have steak and a stroke!
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03-14-2007, 05:43 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
Just to be clear, would you be forcing him to fellate me while I'm giving you a lick-out? And is there enough steak for the three of us.
And where would those beautiful nipples of yours come in to the equation?
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2 steaks, a veggie burger and a threesome day...
Hmmmm…. not so catchy name
…but sounds a lot more fun
And you can always have my nipples to chew on instead of the steak WI?
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03-14-2007, 08:06 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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A rose by any other name...
And ding, ding, ding...that's a great answer for the nipple question!
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We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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03-14-2007, 10:24 AM
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watchin you wiggle
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wyndhy
carpaccio and a tittie fuck?
beef wellington and a footjob?
bocca burger and .... an ass crack? a pitjob? i couldn't think of any places to stick a cock that go well with tofu.
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i'm still laughing and no one is here!!!!!!!!!
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03-14-2007, 11:55 AM
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Booger Lama
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Location: Michigan
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I forgot to get the steak when I went shopping. So I'm wondering if steak fajitas will work. I guess I'll have to wait to see when she gets home.
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03-14-2007, 01:33 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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fajitas and a footjob?
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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03-14-2007, 02:01 PM
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Leo was right
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You know what Boog, I say you just wrap it in a tortilla and smother it with sour cream. Soda will probably be kind and not bite it off. Won't she?
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03-14-2007, 03:38 PM
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Single scottish guy
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ah no steak, infact all i had was a cheese sandwhich, so i dont think that i will get the BJ
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03-14-2007, 04:53 PM
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Registered User
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Wife is cooking dinner as we speak and it does not smell like steak.
Oh well I make a better steak than she does anyway, and there is still the other half of the equasion.
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03-14-2007, 04:57 PM
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Erotic Author on the Rise
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this was entertaining
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03-14-2007, 05:12 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
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Quote:
Originally Posted by txgrneyes
Give me directions to "nowhere special" and we might be able to work something out.
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well it would be in Wisconsin, and i don't think you'd be willing to travel quite that far would you?
plus its too late for today
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03-14-2007, 05:37 PM
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Sin Diesel
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercury_Maniac
plus its too late for today
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Time travel is becoming a possible reality thanks to advanced physics, though.
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