10-18-2002, 07:20 AM
|
 |
Horny Devil
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 3,495
|
|
|
ok. Two fathers and two sons split $60 000. They each get $20 000. Explain.
__________________
"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson
The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
~I love Nikki~
|
10-18-2002, 02:46 PM
|
 |
Turning the other cheek!
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
|
|
i know, i know, na na na na nah! 
__________________
I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
|
10-18-2002, 04:39 PM
|
 |
Unusually Curious
|
|
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Queensland,Australia
Posts: 1,484
|
|
|
Three generations .....from the youngest
Son..his father..and his grandfather
Two Fathers and Two sons
__________________
Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself
|
10-18-2002, 04:41 PM
|
|
Unusually Curious
|
|
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Queensland,Australia
Posts: 1,484
|
|
|
What is always directly in front of you
that you can never see?
__________________
Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself
|
10-18-2002, 09:10 PM
|
 |
Seductress
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,316
|
|
|
Is it your future...?
__________________
~ Nikki ~
"In love there are no rules".......Bono
|
10-21-2002, 06:55 AM
|
|
Seductress
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,316
|
|
|
OK........it must be then..........
The more it dries........the wetter it gets.......what is it....
__________________
~ Nikki ~
"In love there are no rules".......Bono
|
10-21-2002, 05:14 PM
|
 |
Pixies Prodigal Bard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
|
|
|
A towel, right?
East, West, North, and South
A thousand teeth and no mouth.
What am I?
__________________
"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
|
10-22-2002, 11:07 AM
|
 |
Registered User
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: alabama
Posts: 22
|
|
|
a comb
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?
|
10-22-2002, 11:23 AM
|
 |
Bastard of Member
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
|
|
|
a river
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
__________________
Love...the slowest form of suicide.
|
10-22-2002, 11:42 AM
|
|
Pixies Prodigal Bard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
|
|
|
Either one child is an hermaphrodite, or there are at least 4 boys and 3 girls.
What is round, hard, and full of seamen?
__________________
"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
|
10-23-2002, 01:47 PM
|
 |
yet seldom member
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
Posts: 1,853
|
|
|
a submarine???
what is green, and when you push the button itīs red?
__________________
If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
|
10-29-2002, 12:59 PM
|
 |
Made in England
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
|
|
|
crosswalk signals?
What is black and white and red all over???
|
10-29-2002, 02:26 PM
|
|
Pixies Prodigal Bard
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
|
|
|
An integrated group of communist college students?
What has four wheels and flies?
__________________
"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
|
10-29-2002, 06:34 PM
|
|
Seductress
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,316
|
|
|
Garbage truck............
What can you hold without ever touching it?
__________________
~ Nikki ~
"In love there are no rules".......Bono
|
10-30-2002, 04:24 PM
|
|
Turning the other cheek!
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
|
|
Your breath
and Murph, I think Bibi meant a newspaper
"What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?"
__________________
I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
|
| Thread Tools |
Search this Thread |
|
|
|
| Display Modes |
Rate This Thread |
 Hybrid Mode
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:03 PM.
|
