PF - I would have thought that US scientists would be using the SI units (eg kilogram, metre etc.)....if they aren't then they should be.

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The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Did you know that elephants can't jump.

Sorry that is my fav useless piece of info

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Tale is told of the millions USA spent developing a "space pen",

while the Russians just used crayons.

Spend enough money and you can re-invent a wheel.

It's still a wheel, just more expensive.

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Legend,

A Mars probe was lost because some scientists were working

in SI and others in Imperial. Only cost about $800 Mill I Think,

about a trillion Aussie Pesos.

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*putting on her nursing uniform, unbuttoned to show just a bare hint of cleavage*
I have heard that old joke about "Americans have so many pounds of undigested red meat in their intestines" for years, AND IT ISN'T SO!
At the clinic I manage, our Doctors do colonoscopies all the time, and we have to do a "bowel prep" which means the patient takes nothing by mouth except for a liquid laxitive the night before the procedure. This cleans you out! Completely! And no one has lost more than a pound ir two, and most of it is water!

I know Americans eat too much red meat, but that is seen in heart disease and being overweight, not carrying around undigested meat in their tummies!


*Removing the nursing suit and cap... much more comfy this way!*

WW

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So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

Go to the supermarket, pick up a 3kg (6.5lb) roast and picture

that in your innards.

Not so, I think, he chuckled....

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The average human head weighs 8 pounds.
A pit bull terrier has 2000 pounds of pressure per square inch in their jaws.
In Japan, Akitas are used as babysitters. Helen Keller brought the first Akita to America.
You can make napalm by mixing gasoline and styrofoam.
A squirel fish looks nothing like a squirel.

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If you won't listen to reason, there's always... Towanda!... Kathy Bates~Fried Green Tomatoes

Petrol, mothballs, topped up with lux flakes will give

you either get napalm or something harmless but smelly.

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OF - either way, there aren't going to be any moths around

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

If you recieve the "Death Penalty"for a crime.They will not give you a "lethal injection"unless a sterilised(sp)needle is used and
they use an antiseptic agent to sterilise the injection site!The sentence has been heldup or postponed because this could not
be performed.Why?
If you are raped.If the person that rapes you has"AIDs";you cannot find out because if you are told;it is-an invasion of their "Privacy."
Aquaman---In most states"Sodomy"is illegal.As an "Ass Man";why
aren't you active in the repeal of this law? Irish

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(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

2002 is a year long palindrome

its afact that rats can not vomit
sick but true:redghost:

1)Washington's not one of those states!
2)In most of the states that have Sodomy laws, 'Sodomy" includes oral sex as well as anal!

Regardless I do feel that the Sodomy laws are ridiculous!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Aquaman---I was just"breaking your balls."I was kidding around
inferring that you love asses.As Pantyfanatic is known for Panties;
so Aquaman is known for Asses! Irish

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(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Axe31. Can you land a palin on a palindrome?

You can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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