Not even when it was suggested that you might be a tit man?

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

There are certain elements of that argument that may have

a certain veracity when viewed in the context of tits.

I can neither confirm nor deny........(Mmmm nice nipple)...

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Amazing... such skillful use of the English language, and to say absolutely nothing at all! Ever consider a career in politics?

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

The perspicacious onlooker will indubitably note that the semantic maneuvering that Scotz has observed in Oldfart's post has produced, ipso facto, a parallel vacuity in several of Scotz' own responses on this thread and elsewhere. Perhaps such a reader will deduce a codependent production of simulacra: each post gleans from the previous a measure of obfuscation which it then imbues with its own essential raison d'être, thereby attaining new heights of verbal turbulence. It is this author's firm belief that such linguistic contortions are generated not through a philanthropic desire to enlighten and uplift the populationi of this fine establishment, but rather through a machismo-driven sociopsychological urge to triumph over one another in that most supreme measure of verbosity, the 'post count'. Perhaps it is time for these fine gentlemen to eschew such barbed ineloquence in favour of simplified communication in their new joint business venture, the marketing and construction of the patented Slippery-Dip to which mention has elsewhere been made...?

( You guys crack me up. ROTFLMAO@you both! ... )

--- sweetstuff

SFC,

You arent a lawyer by chance are you?????

Stop the chit chat boys and get back to work on that contraption!!!! ~~~~~~~~>Lilith

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OMG... Sweetstuff, what a diatribe! Your eloquent speech has given cause for palpitations within the four-chambered muscle located near the core of my abdominal cavity, furthermore significantly reducing the volume of oxygen available for exhalation which correlates directly to the loss of stability occuring in and of the mass of cartilage and bone that adhere to a fixed postion betwixt the upper and lower torso supporting fixtures which allows for forward and/or rearward momentum of my physical embodiment. It will soon become apparent to my employer that in my current state I am completely ineffective and unable to perform at even minimal capacity. My ability to contribute to said 'Slippery Dip'™ planning and development has henceforth been considerably nullified for an indeterminable unit of time.

Aaagh! Aquaman, I don't want to put you out of circulation, as it were --- the Slippery-Dip needs all the helping tongues... I mean... helping hands it can get during this sensitive stage in its development! So I guess I'd better just speak plain English then, huh?

Nutworld --- No, I'm not a lawyer... If I were I wouldn't be in so much debt... Just a poor starving student here!

And Lilith --- Your translation was perfect. To think I could have got my point across so concisely and so easily! *melodramatic sigh*

*LOL*

--- sweetstuff

Thanks for the translation, Miz Lil... yas'm, I'll be getting back to work now...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Ladies,

Whilst my co-developer of the SOFA (Scotzoid and Old Fart

Apparatus)(working title, copyright protected by Smith and

Wesson) and I may seem to be chasing a "post count",

we are, in fact , performing an obscure rite referred by various

cultural experts as "enjoying ourselves".

This act, while admittedly interfering in the singleminded

development of our much-awaited SOFA, allows receptivity to

new ideas which may dramatically enhance the effectiveness

of the SOFA.

Obfuscation is sometimes an interrupt mechanism which allows

for "fun" which can lead to "enjoying ourselves".

SOFA, mmmm, has a certain ring to it!

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That me always cracking my whip! Like to keep my men whipped ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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Lilith---I didn't hear that you like to keep your men whipped.I heard that you like to keep your men-whipping it! Irish
P.S.I'm doing my best to keep your expectations satisfied!

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Hey OF, make sure you show your copyright in there on SOFA©!
And remember the trademark for Slipper Dip™...

There's corporate spies everywhere...:O gotta watch out for the best interests of Pixies and the ladies who will be using the Slippery Dip™.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

SFC they can't stand for Dive to have a higher "post count."