we used to have the family functions at my grandparents' farm Like the 4th of July and Christmas, now our (dys)functions are held at my "our-shit-don't-stink-because-we-are-so-much-better-than-thou-art" Aunt and Uncle's, but this year (HA! HA!) it is back at the farm! There is a HUGE shindig going on at my grandparents' church for its' 120th Christmas right on the dates that Auntie planned the family Christmas for all of us back in July, and now the rest of the family have chosen, and usurped Auntie's rule, to go back home for Christmas.

I take great delight in that Auntie was put back in her place. But WAY MORE i take great delight in the possibility of seeing the rest of the family (Come on Mayhem's visa!) and introducing Mayhem to a Christmas, Iowa farm-style!

I hope that your reunion is a happy enjoyable on Lil and I hope that sick kiddos are well soon!

I lived through black Friday shopping with my cousins. Now it's off to the next part of the reunion. Today I bring the wine

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Hope it continues to go well Lil. I agree LB, watching people like that put in their proper place is always funny. Especially if it's by their parents.

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We just dumped all the parents and the kids. We had a party in my room. I made peppermint patties. Much beer was consumed and stories told. Good times.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

You're suppose to be on vacation! Not peeking in every other minute and watching every move we make. ...... I mean how are we going to wish you well and have a big welcome home party if it's like you never left?

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I will never ever leave you alone long enough to cause any real damage

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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She's got you there, chum.

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I put together a family reunion in August...even more interesting because I invited both Mr Osuche's family and mine. Having the indian grandparents sleep in the room next to the American ones was interesting.

Yeah, there was lots of wine at mine, too

I hope you're having fun, Lil!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I survived. They did too. It was good fun but I am really glad to be home.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Yeah, yeah. Welcome home.









(how the hell are you suppose to know she even left

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PF quit complaining, you sound like an old....oh yeah. Never mind keep complaining.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Theres no place like home, ...

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Hey, don't blame him on me.

He was like this before I met him.

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Lil, we're just glad to have you back safe and sound and managing the dungeon again.