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C is now for celery NOT


Me want Cooookieeee .....

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That is just so sad. Why don't they just let him eat his cookies like normal, but have him exercise more?

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He is a Monster fer fuck's sake. Some monsters eat people...I have always considered cookies a more healthy choice by comparison

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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Oh hell, the next thing Ya know he'll be doin' Richard Simmons tapes. THere goes the whole damn show!

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edit...

*Spews drink all over*

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sigh o the times. could be they just got too many compliants from uptight mommies. either way, they are responsible for so much stimulation and information in young minds that i think it's good that they re-think things every once in a while and determine what kind of message they are sending. abit extreme, i'll admit, but
i'm ok with it as long as he still hosts monsterpiece theatre.

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Can't they show him on a treadmill instead?

I like licking people..I consider that a healthy choice

Yeah ... at least for the people.

This isn't right. Cookie monster was happy eating cookies. They'll have to give him (it?) antidepressants just to compensate for the loss...

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so if cookies aren't PC anymore then this is prolly totally outta the question

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose