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Jerk off.......

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Yeah, you'd better stop that!

I don't think I've ever considered a jerk-off session stupid! Explain, please!

eh? well.. i don't really consider walking around nude after a shower to be stupid either.. =P

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Fantasy is only as as fake as your body wants it to be.

I have been know to get drunk, and send pictures to friends email that probably shouldn't have been sent without a little warning.

For some reason, I just naturally believe that everyone wants to see my dick.

Beer, proper lubricant that it is, justs makes these facts crystal clear...


McJim

LOL wyndhy ..... I remember hearing on, of all things, Hollywood Squares ..... years and years ago .... that 1 in 5 females have problems (dyslexia) with right/left .... I remember it because I'm one of them .... people can tell me to turn North, South, etc. and I know instinctively which way that is, but right and left, I have to actually do a writing motion with my hand to know which is right or left, and that only stays will me for a minute or two ... if I'm consciously working to remember it. YOU ARE NOT ALONE!

I've seen the treatment for that fzzy and wyndhy.

In the early phases of Basic Training there is always a couple of “cruits” that have that problem when first learning to march. Our Drill Sgt. would spot a “SHIT-BIRD” that turned left when he should have turned right. If he was dumb enough to say he “got left and right mixed-up”, he was given a bucket of sand (est. 30-40#) to march with. After carrying that around for a day, they seemed to remember “RIGHT FACE” was toward the hand at the end of the longer arm. LOL (it worked for them )

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LOL The first crossborder dognapping?

I also do the writing motion for left and right. I thought it was because I'm left handed and my brain stalls for tasks like that.

I've never really hand an issue with figuring out which way is left or right...

i write left handed.. but everything else is right handed...

yea i know strange enough..


Now.. its just the up and down i gotta worry about..


But get this... my left hand.. does it very well...

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*giggles*

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Fantasy is only as as fake as your body wants it to be.

I know you guys all think that there is an easy solution to the right/left thing ... I've spent 40+ years trying any number of gimmicks to remember ... but it is truly a mild form of dyslexia and isn't really curable ... my dyslexia shows up at other times, mainly when I'm very tired ... red and green get mixed up in my head - doesn't sound like a big issue, but when you drive where there are street lights, IT IS! ... also some numbers get switched in my head ... 4's for 7's (or vice versa) is my most common one.

OK, I know, that was WAY too much information! LOL

work

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I always run right on time. I allow myself just enough time to get somewhere. Apparently, I just can't be early. I'm rarely late, but it gets to be nerve racking to make it in the nick of time.

BTW...I also have to remind myself about right and left quite a bit. I can only wink my left eye, so whenever I have to give directions ect, who ever I'm talking to probably thinks I'm winking at them or that I have some sort of nervous tic. LOL

PF...I love the sign!! LMAO

hey! i resemble that remark!