What about The Band’s “The Night They Tied Old Dixie Down”?

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Or Bon Jovi's "It's My Wife" lmao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

And who could forget that classic by The Mamas & The Papas, “California Fuckin'”?

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Classics! I love classics! Like CCR's "Bad Dick Rising"!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Few people know Burl Ives recorded “Call Me Mr. In-between (Your Thighs)”.

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get out of my car get on my lap

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Have You Ever Had A Juggalo Between Your Thighs

Tom Jones had a big hit with “Deflower”, didn’t he?

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And the Disney Classic- Zip A Dee Spoo Da

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

It was Celine Dion who sang “Kneeling in Front Of You”, right?

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Celine Dion also sang a moving cover of "First Time Ever I Fucked Your Face"

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

True, true.

As I recall, Elvis Presley did “Until It's Time For You To Cum”.

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Elvis, The King... also performed the timeless classic "Fuck Me Tender"

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

The Bee Gees really rocked the house with their rendition of “Never Been Blown”.

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... and as an encore they sang "Boobie Nights"

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

I think it is significant that “BJ” Thomas sang “Cumdrops Keep Fallin' On My Head”.

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Eudaimonia