07-24-2003, 03:01 AM
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Sorry couldn't resist 
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?
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07-24-2003, 07:11 AM
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Economists
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces
would have already caused it to happen.
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07-24-2003, 11:19 PM
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Hurry back FussyPucker.  Loved um.
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07-25-2003, 06:06 AM
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How many mundanes does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one.
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07-25-2003, 06:34 AM
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How many Baptists....
does it take to change a lightbulb?
One hundred and nine.
Seven on the Lightbulb Task Force Sub-committee, who report to the twelve on the Lightbulb Task Force, appointed by the fifteen on the Trustee Board. Their recommendation is reviewed by the Finance Executive Committee of five, who place it on the agenda of the eighteen-member Finance Committee. If they approve, they bring a motion to the twenty-seven Member church Board, who appoint another twelve-member review committee.
If they recommend that the Church Board proceed, a resolution is brought to the Congregational Business Meeting. They appoint another eight-member review committee. If their report to the next Congregational Business Meeting supports the changing of a lightbulb, and the Congregation votes in favor, the responsibility to carry out the lightbulb change is passed on to the Trustee Board, who in turn appoint a seven-member committee to find the best price in new lightbulbs.
Their recommendation of which hardware is the best buy must then be reviewed by the twenty-three-member Ethics Committee to make certain that this hardware store has no connection to Lucifer. They report back to the Trustee Board who then commissions the Trustee in charge of the Janitor to ask him to make the change. By then the janitor discovers that one more lightbulb has burned out.
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07-25-2003, 06:36 AM
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How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
101, one to hold the bulb, 100 to turn the house around
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