I was in the car the other day and actually paid attention to the songs on the radio and this one came on......it was me to a T!!!!!!!!!!!




Size Matters by Joe Nichols

Someday she wants a big ol' house sittin' on a big ol' hill,
And a mile long tree lined driveway for her big ol' Coupe DeVille.
Yeah, someday she wants a big ol' bank account with too much to spend,
But right now all she wants is a man.

With a big ol' heart, who can love her like nobody can.
Big ol' kisses that go on and on and never end.
With a big ol' smile, he'll fill her world with laughter:
Size matters; size matters.

Someday, she wants a big ol' ring with a big ol' rock that shines,
And a big ol' walk-in closet with shoes of every kind.
Yeah, someday she wants a big ol' boat where she can lay around gettin' a tan,
But right now all she wants is a man.

With a big ol' heart, who can love her like nobody can.
Big ol' kisses that go on and on an' never end.
With a big ol' smile, he'll fill her world with laughter:
Size matters; size matters.

With a big ol' heart, who can love her like nobody can.
Big ol' kisses that go on and on an' never end.
With a big ol' smile, he'll fill her world with laughter:
Size matters; size matters.
Size matters.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Anxious to hear what some of our newer members feel is their theme song.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Not necessarily my theme song but I've been known to sing this one at times when I've had a few to many.

"Monster" ~~ B-52's

I saw it officer,
it looked prehistoric ...

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance
When it moves in and out
Everybody starts to shout

Monster, aaaah monster, aaaah
Get outta here monster!
Monster! Monster!
Get outta here monster!

There's a monster in my pants
And It does a nasty dance
When it sees the light of day
You can here the people say

Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster!
Oh no, oh no, oh no a giant monster
Monster! Monster!
Oh no, a giant monster!

Shut the window, bolt the door!
Don't wanna see that monster no more!

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a modern dance
When it comes into a room
People hit it with a broom

Take that monster! Take that monster!
Take it! Take it! Take that you awful thing!
Take that aaah! Take that aaah!
Take it! Take it! Take that you naughty thing!

And they don't wear pants on the other side of France
But they do wear fleece to protect them from the beasts

Monster! Monster! Oh gee, a great big monster

There's a monster on the run and it wants to have have some fun
When it flies hup in the air, all the people stop and stare
The guys give a yell and the girls start to shriek
When they see its giant claws and it razor sharp beak

Gosh would you look at that thing
And I thought dinosaurs were extinct

Aaaaah!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Naughty Little Girl ~ Robin Barrett

She's a naughty little girl and she knows it,
and I like it that way
She's a naughty little girl and she knows it,
and I like it that way
She's sugar and she's spice
But when it comes to lovin'
she's not that nice!
She's a naughty little girl and she knows it, and I like it that way

She's a naughty little girl and she knows it, and I like it that way
She's a naughty little girl and she knows it, and I like it that way
In a velcro mini and her six inch pumps
She got to get the looks
from all them chumps
She's a naughty little girl and she knows it,
and I like it that way

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I couldn't think of one then and I still can't.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I haven't been a peepr for long. That makes me a newer member, not that my older member aint too well worn for more abuse to enjoy.

Mh. . Mh. . ahem hmmm!

OK, I've enjoyed many theme song incarnations and many endure for me. Few rise to top another. My heart to grow, love, recall, pound ever again every morning confounds me. That could be part of what keeps me up all night. Even so Here's a couple that I feel show a crowning end effect and ring true for a life spent.

This one tells the story. No explanation needed

SEALS and CROFT / KING of NOTHING
When I was seventeen I dreamed of being king and
Having everything I wanted
But that was long ago and
My dreams did not unfold so
I`m still the king of nothing

When I was seventeen I dreamed I gave a ring to
A pretty queen and then I held her
But that was slumber`s fault for
I have no love at all and
I`m still the king of nothimg

If I could rule I`d dance my cares away
Find romance every day
I wouldn`t have to listen to this poor fool say
I`m the king
I`m the king
I`m the king of nothing

[break]

If I could rule I`d dance my cares away
Find romance every day
I wouldn`t have to listen to this poor fool say
I`m the king
I`m the king
I`m the king of nothing
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This Diamond Ring
Forty three years ago it was an exceptionally popular song.
Everything in the song today has different meanings;

The ring - my life,
Took it off her finger - Ambition and drive to excel evades me,
It doesn't shine anymore - my hopes and dreams are history

GARY LEWIS AND THE PLAYBOYS
This Diamond Ring
Written by Al Kooper, Irwin Levine and Bob Brass

Peak chart position # 1 in 1965


Who wants to bu-u-uy this diamond ri-i-i-ing?
She took it off her finger, now it doesn`t mean a thi-i-i-ng
This diamond ring doesn`t shine for me anymore
And this diamond ring doesn`t mean what it meant before
So if you`ve got someone whose love is tru-u-ue
Let it shine for yo-ou-ou

This stone is genuine like love should be-e-e-e
And if your baby`s truer than my baby was to me-e-e-e
This diamond ring can mean something beautiful
And this diamond ring can mean dreams that are coming true
And then your heart won`t have to break like mine did
If there`s love behind it

This diamond ring can mean something beautiful
And this diamond ring can mean dreams that are coming true
And then your heart won`t have to break like mine did
If there`s love behind it

This diamond ring doesn`t shine for me anymore
And this diamond ring doesn`t mean what it meant before
FADE
So if you`ve got someone whose love is tru-u-ue
Let it shine for yo-ou-ou

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."