And now for something completely different....

I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty
rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
What's this?
Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

*Airs out the padded room*

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Is it breezy in here or is my ass a piano?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

*Pulls up the bench to play the 'Piano'*

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

This is one of my most favorite songs Aqua! Could you sing it while you played the piano, pleaseeeeeeeeeeee?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Of course...

Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads
Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Chicken pot, chicken pot pieeeeee......

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Geezzzzzz! He sure knows how to tickle my ivories!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

(Yep, yep, ... going to have to cut back on those meds.)


Can any of you folks sing it the way the guards use to?

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CUT BACK ON MEDS!

This is revolting!

If anything..........gimme more!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I'd ask IAKG bout this but.......

If I were a carpenter.....and you were a lady.....would you marry me anyway......would you have my baby?

ROFLMFAO! I think the guards used to whisper that song to all the "bubba's" that caught their eye!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

you sure gots a pretty mouf

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

*trying to hide my hairy legs.....I curtsey and say......

bend over Motha f'er.......we don't need no chit chat! I buy you a steak when we see the outside!*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

* hears banjos in the distance*

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Lixy--that's how the voices in my head tell me to sing it, so I think you got it right.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author