/me respectfully requests to borrow one of Lou's breasts for self-gratification.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

One?!?!?!?!

What the heck are you going to do with one?!

*wanders off trying to imagine how a one breasted titty-fuck works*

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

I'd (re)invent the way back machine.

I'm thinking two years should do it.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

OMG Lou! that is THEE best idea! I wanted a pair of detachable breasts when i was playing Amazon woman and my blasted boob got in the way and ended up with terrible bruising.

along the lines of detachable body parts---LOL---not what you are thinking I wanted a detachable pregnant belly when i was preggers. Damn thing got in the way. I remember thinking that it would be nice if i could either have it as a backpack for a while, especially for comfy stomach sleeping, or let someone else be preggers for a while so i could rest!

I've changed my vote to something that can immediately cure a sore throat.

I'm convinced I'd make millions

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Reminds me that Gallagher once suggested we should all have detachable arms, since they just get in the way when we go to bed...then he pointed out that would present a problem in how would you take the second arm off?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

*plugs fingers in ears*

Lah lah lah...lah lah lah......not listening to anything that's going to put me off being preggers!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Put your hand between your feet and stand up?


The real question is how do you put it back on! lmao

Perhaps I should invent some kind of "detachable limb rack" that holds all of your body parts in a way that lets you click them back on.

Now...what should I use as a model for my "detachable penis holder"?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Each birthday you get a new detachable arm, a masturbation arm, a woodwork arm, a cooking arm, and so on.

Then you need to invent a battery pack so it can continue it's job after you detach the arm.

Getting your rocks off while you make a sandwich on a table you're finishing off, and taking notes about it .

Multitasking or what??

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Awesome!!!!!
I've never loved comfy stomach sleeping so much as I do now!!!

Also, thank God for my flip flops, cuz the belly wouldn't let me tie any shoes!

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~Tainted Love~