Seems as if every little thing that could possibly piss me off today has done so. The most recent being that I just sliced my damn finger with a knife while having some cheese and crackers.

FUCK!!!!

I'm a freaking one-fingered typing moron right now.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

How stupid I can be. I ate way too much for lunch because I shopped while my sandwich was being made.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

A guy just asked me for change while I was carrying down my compost/garbage.

I just said, "Are you fucking serious? Here, let me drop everything to check."

That's an excellent use of "fucking" as an adjective, sir! Were you an English Major?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Last time I checked, Steph wasn't a sir.

Bet that comment will piss someone off today.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

That was supposed to be a reply she can use next time! Honest!





Protect me PF!!!!!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Abner..............I've been awake since before 5am. He's been so good until today.

The heavy bank of fog outside

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Finding out that someone who insisted on organising something has done F all about it, but not feeling like I can yell about it because of extenuating circumstances!

Annoying because the thing that hasn't been organised was something nice for me, so I'm the only one who'll suffer, and I'd have happily organised it myself in the space of about 3 phonecalls and a couple of e-mails.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Me. I just woke up the baby!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

The fucking smoke detector we installed yesterday. It is so sensitive. It goes off when you turn the stove on, regardless of whether you burn anything or not. I am about to fling it out the window to the sidewalk nine stories below.

The guy who stopped by a couple of weeks ago and told me that he could cure my cystic fibrosis stopped back today. He proclaimed to me that he has found the cure by reading up on it. He went on to explain to me what the disease does to the body and how he is now an expert on it.

I politely told him I would stick with what the doctors have me doing since it has gotten me thru 39 years. He told me that I don't know anything about the disease and that I am stupid and will die if I don't listen to what he has to tell me about it. Once again, I was polite and told him I wasn't interested but he then poked me in the chest with his finger and told me, "Look, I know more about it than you do. You are going to die if you don't take my seminar!" Well, that's when I grabbed his arm and pushed his ass right out the door and told him to get the fuck out of my house.

He tried to get back in and I yelled at him to get the hell off my property. That's when my contractors came over to him and escorted him to his truck.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

^^^ That pisses me off too! Bloodsucking leeches!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Getting pulled from a college project that means I'll have to start a whole unit from scratch again. My fault mostly, but it's an absolute bitch, and I don't like the way I was told either.

Having too much to do in too short a time period

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney