This is Spinal Tap ~ David

"You are a neo-maxi zoom dweeby."

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Bender~The Breakfast Club


"Your protus alone has been worth the trip."

K-pax ~ Kevin Spacey

"It was the power of the force that stopped you, you hoser."

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Strange Brew - Doug I think

"look at me, jerking off in the shower...This will be the high point of my day it's all down hill from here "

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Kevin Spacey~American Beauty


"My team doesn't wait around to get hit by the shit-storm, we ARE the shit-storm."

Revive us Eros...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Hell Skippy...it's been so long even "I" forget what it was from..lol. Pretty sure it was Denzell Washington in Training Day tho....someone new give us a new quote to guess!!!!...PLEASE?!?!?!?!

"Don't get strung out by the way I look; don't judge a book by it's cover . . . I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover!"

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

Dr Frank N. Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show


"First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal. Now it's a better life."

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Renee Zellweger~Jerry McGuire

"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

Bullet from Snatch


"I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day"

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Steve Martin~LA Story

"You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"

X- men~ Storm


"We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. "

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Never say never, but if you do it's okay to change your mind~me, I think

Malcom McDowell~A Clockwork Orange


"Daddy, there's a monster outside my window..can I have a glass of water?"

Bo - Signs

"I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio. "

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.