You got a new computer maybe it time to drop AO HELL IowaMan but be warned it easier just to call and report the cerdit card the draw on lost or stolen then it is to get them to drop you.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

My boss asking me to do one more thing

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Fussy's alarm clock waking me (and possibly jr too) but then him not getting ready for work straight away - if he doesn't need to be up at 6.15, why the hell wake up the whole house then?! Grrrrrrrr.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Misery loves company?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

The cat waking me up before the alarm again. Dang furball dose'nt understand that I need all that sleep so I can deal with people all day. I need all that sleep so I can answer the same questions 458732957151375685746 times during my shift even tho the person asking the question just heard me explain it to the person next to them. Why ask the question again, the answer has'nt changed and it won't magically change for you when you ask it again. I never want to work a store closing again, I have a feeling the closing bonus won't be nearly enough for all the crap we had to put up with.

my next door neighbour waking me up really early this morning when he decided to dig up his garden with one of those mechanical digging machines - then starting to drill out his garden wall with a pneumatic drill. IT'S SATURDAY MORNING YOU HALF-WIT!! GO BACK TO BED AND HAVE A LIE IN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS TRYING TO DO...

*stops shouting, takes a deep breath*

lol

Mine is using a nail gun^^^^

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Wasn't overjoyed to be awakened by a storm early in the morning but I got over it. What did piss me off was when I dropped a thing of 18 eggs as I was loading my groceries into the trunk of the car.

No over easy for this guy today I guess. Story of my life.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Cleaning out my Churches garage hauling 2 concert speakers that are "blown " just to have someone haul them back because they might be good.....but good or bad they are taking up room and they aren't very good quality so why keep them ? why not envoke the two year rule ?

My son's poor behavior in church today. Needless to say, he is in the doghouse.

After being laid off for work for 3 month going back today. To have the first thing I hear is oh didn't blank call you. Then being told that they didn't need me and not to hold my breath on being called back. Then having to sit through a sob story about how tough it is for them. How they had been nice enough to keep my insurance going for the past three months (which I did use so it realy didn't do me any good). How much of an expence that was to them but wouldn't be able to do any more.

Now I've wasted half the time of my unemployment waiting for a job that I most likely won't be going back to. When I could have been out there looking for a new one.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

BASTARDS

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Sorry Babe.

((((((((((((((((((Booger))))))))))))))))))

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Hey Booger,
Man that sucks. I know how rough it is out there so hang in there and bust your butt looking for something else.