A mushroom...........


From what seven letter word can you take away two letters and have seven left?

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~ Nikki ~

"In love there are no rules".......Bono

seventh



"The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place."

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

The Letter "E"

What relation is a child to it's father
if it's not it's fathers own son?

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

daughter

I went in the woods and got it.
When I got it I couldn't get it.
So I left it there, and took it home.

What is it???

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

oooooooo the nasty little bugger !

A Splinter

In a garden was laid a most beautiful maid.
She was made a wife on the first day of her life
and she died before she was born

Who is she ?

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

Eve


What has a head, a tail,
is brown, and has no legs?

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

a penny

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

hmm... here goes....
they paid $25 for the room, $1 each change, and $2 for the bellhop, giving $30. The $27 quoted ( 3 by $9 ) was not for the room, but for room plus bellhop.

on to simpler times...

I begin with T, have T in the middle and I end in T.
What am I?

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

a teapot?

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Women are like milk cartons.
Its not so much what's inside nor how it looks on the outside.
It's getting those fucking flaps open!!!

yep, fingers! try this one...


"I can be cracked, I can be made.
I can be told, I can be played.
What am I?"

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Hmmmmm.........is it a joke.

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~ Nikki ~

"In love there are no rules".......Bono

yep! very good, nikki.
do you have one for the rest of us?

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

wooooo hooooooo

Sheriff Jack Jones rode into town on Friday, stayed three nights and left early Sunday morning............Explain....!!!!!!

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~ Nikki ~

"In love there are no rules".......Bono

Friday was his horse?

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

better than his man Friday, I guess!

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!