Clint I'll one-up you in Fight Club quotes

"I want to have your abortion." Marla in the book Fight Club

or
the kid: "oh boys look-a what we have heah!"
Bart: "where th' white wimmin at?"
^^^^^later same seg.^^^^^
The Kid" always wash up after weekly cross burnin's , see it's commin off!"
Bart: and for my next impression...... JESSE OWENS!"

I love Blazing saddles

Kyttn

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

You got me BamaKyttn...LMAO....that is one up on me....

Another of my favorites....

"How come everytime I tell a guy that he can put it anywhere, he always wants to put it in my ass?"

Mia Kurshnur (I think that's how it's spelled lol"
Not Another Teen Movie

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Your lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky. -Magenta

Rocky Horror Picture Show

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

"Private, you go there and fuck those guys, we'll stay here and masturbate!"

The Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy

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Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed!!!

surely you can pick a better F&L quote than that, fer fuck's sake. how about...

"Let's get down to brass tacks here. How much for the ape?"

or...

"Bazooko Circus is what the other half of the world would be doing on a Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war."

maybe...

"Clean your shorts! *megaphone blare* Clean your shorts, goddamnit, like a big boy!"

and why not...

"Oh, you scurvy, scheister bastard. I'm a doctor of journalism, man."

and...

"*gasp* Who said anything about cutting you, man? I was just gonna carve a little 'Z' in your forehead."

then there's...

"The place had turned into a fucking reptile zoo... and somebody was giving booze to these goddamned things."

and we'll end with the one quote that perfectly illustrates Thompson's life...

"Welcome to the freak kingdom."

"Harry, seconds count buddy. Ditch the bitch"

~Tom Arnold "True Lies"

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Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed!!!

Reverend Silky, always apreciate a "Fear & Loathing" fan
Heres another:

"You better take care of me, Lord. If you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

"Sir, you are no gentleman."--Scarlett.
"And you Miss, are no lady. Don't think that I hold that against you. Ladies have never held any charm for me." --Rhett.

Gone With the Wind
Mrs.Evil

Gonzo: "Jesus! Did you see what Goood just did to us, man?!"

HST: "God didn't do that, you did. You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it. That was our coke, you fucking fiend!"

Gonzo: "Careful. There's plenty of buzzards out here that'll pick your bones clean."

HST: "You fucking whore."

if i knew how to crop photos so i can post em, i'll show ya just how big a fan i am, skip.

"Not that we needed all of that for the trip, but when you lock yourself into a serious drug collective, the tendency is to take it as far as you can." -HST

This is my favorite line from a movie to make fun of


"I'm the king of the world!!!!"

Leonardo DiCaprio
Titanic


Could that have been anymore lame?

"What was that? This is not a chawade" - Kentucky Fried Movie
"You can shove it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while your doing it!" - Withnail and I
everyone must have a personal withnail and I quote.....

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you want it, i got it

and im male btw

haha, you dumb bastard, that's not ascooner, that's a sailboat

(adult to young child)

Mallrats.

"Better dead and cool;then alive and uncool!"
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man Irish
P.S.You have to be an old biker and understand"Profiling"to understand that one.My wife hates that line but understands why
I like it!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)