
04-10-2002, 08:11 AM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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RE: I'd hafta kill ya
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Originally posted by Sharniqua
Top secret.......
If i told ya what was in my purse....id hafta kill ya 
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Ah, but i'd die happy...
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04-10-2002, 09:31 AM
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Working Stiff
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: about 3 hours south of the Mason-Dixon line
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Lets see....a bunch of credit cards (over the limits), NO money, a travel card from my last job, a business card from a tire store, insurance ID card from my last job, discount club cards from various stores in the mall, a matchbook cover showing two people in a "69", a couple phone numbers of girls I've never called, some e-mail addresses, and last but not least, a "buy 5 coffee's and get one free" card that expired last year (with only 1 coffee punched out on it) ...and I still carry my wallett...WHY??
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04-10-2002, 11:47 AM
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Horny Devil
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Australia
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some coinage....and too many damn cards....no credit cards though....won't have one
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04-10-2002, 07:52 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ontario ca.
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cards of all types and colors debit reciepts ghia ownership and no money hey sfc can I have your second cup card I love there white mocha  who ever said that they keep there condom in there wallet: I read some where that you shouldn't keep your condom in there 'cause the pressure caused by sitting on it can cause it to fail
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04-10-2002, 08:36 PM
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Registered Dork
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Pocket blemish....
Jay said:
"I read some where that you shouldn't keep your condom in there 'cause the pressure caused by sitting on it can cause it to fail"
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RandyGal says....
welllllll not only THAT but you end up with that tell tale condom ring on your pocket and permanently imbedded in your wallet.
What???
You say you LIKE that look??
ROTFLMAO just like a guy to say that. 
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04-11-2002, 07:29 AM
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I love to eat fish!!
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: lookin for fish to eat
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let me see whats in here...........cash card(dont have credit cards....too expensive),phone cards some used some not(all with nice pics on),ID,Drivers Licence,Various taxi firms cards, various restaurants cards and 3 comdoms. I always have the condoms cause my friends never have them and i always end up handing them out!!
But no cash!! Ive never got it long enough to recognise it!!
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04-11-2002, 08:06 AM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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Re: Pocket blemish....
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Originally posted by RandyGal
RandyGal says....
welllllll not only THAT but you end up with that tell tale condom ring on your pocket and permanently imbedded in your wallet.
you LIKE that look??
ROTFLMAO just like a guy to say that.
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Ya only get a ring if the condom stays in there too long...I only load the gun when I think I may need it - for self defense only, you understand...
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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04-11-2002, 04:31 PM
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Pixie Groupie
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Scotland
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In my wallet, cards and small change & a pic of my nephew, 8 months old awww..in my bag heck everything, donor cards, handcream, sewing kit, cork screw, echinacea tablets, porthole into another dimension, bits and bobs from clearing out work desk.....that kind of stuff
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04-11-2002, 07:29 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Quote:
Originally posted by MissX
... porthole into another dimension, bits and bobs from clearing out work desk.....that kind of stuff [/B]
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Would that be the dimention where everybody is always nice, and making love is THE national passtime?
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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04-11-2002, 08:15 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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I don't know what it is, but when you find it can I come with you??? 
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04-11-2002, 08:45 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
I don't know what it is, but when you find it can I come with you???
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Honey, you can cum with me anywhere.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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04-12-2002, 12:04 AM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
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business cards, movie rental cards, id, a folded picture of kyttn.
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04-12-2002, 12:58 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Michigan
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Pictures of the family, pictures of another family, library card, student ID, lint...dust, fuzz, stupid reciepts from over a year ago, more lint, another reciept with a phone # on it, business cards, a pic of a buddy's son, another paper....hmmmm, I have an eye appointment on Jan 3, 2001.. ( I wonder if they know I'm not gonna make it..??) and last but not least more DAMN lint.
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04-12-2002, 03:17 AM
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Starry-eyed Pixie
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
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Ya know... my wallet has an official kissing permit, bitching permit... and a grommet where my chain attaches so I dont lose the damn thing.....all my $$ is in my checkbook, and I refuse to have a credit card... ooh and my Books A Million card and a 3 year old Wal*Mart recipt......
Always
Kyttn
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04-12-2002, 05:09 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Murphy
Honey, you can cum with me anywhere.
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If that's an invitation....I've got the time, if you've got the place.....*wink wink* *suitcase packed and ready to go* 
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