Dislocated my ankle

Sick as a dog, ended up in hospital

Tennis elbow that just wont play nice

If this year is a fully sucky as the last 3 have been i want someone to stop the damn world so i can get off!!!

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You might be better off just having someone get you off than getting off the world. What would pixies be like without our Fangy friend? It's a scary thought.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Too true!

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Eudaimonia

Travel does broaden your view.

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Indeed, you meet some great broads when you travel.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Dear God, my prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.

Please don't mix these up like you did last year.

AMEN!!

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Amen, bother

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Can I have more than 3?

1. One of my "adopted" moms, my best friend's mom dying on Easter. She and my youngest son shared the same birthday and she loved him to bits.

2. Mayhem and I found our dream home that we didn't know we were looking for right across the road from our house. The rollercoaster ride to buy the dream house spanned from April to July. Dream home is a converted school with seven bedrooms three bathrooms two livingrooms formal dining room on a 300×300 yard city block. All this for dirt cheap as we live in a town with only 40 occupied houses.

3. The baby girl who didn't want to come out. Seriously. She was 2 weeks and 2 days overdue, and those last two days were me in unmedicated labor (44.5hrs) which resulted in a c-section. HOWEVER, little girl who did not want to come out, genuinely smiled before she was a full day old and has been the smiliest happiest contentest baby, a real joy

4. The move to dream home started happening two weeks after baby girl was born, and although just across the street was the longest move ever as Mayhem had to work and some evenings didn't get home until 7, I was weight restricted as I just had major surgery.

5. Mayhem found a new better job, and in the same week the company that hired him, pulled a contract and he was jobless. Thankgoodness for our savings.

6. Mayhem found a part time job being a model. Yes a model I knew I landed me a sexy hunka hunka!

7. My 87 year old spitfire no holds brilliant grandma was diagnosed with Alzheimers. Thus resulting in my parents selling their longtime home 6 hours drive away and moving to a rental 6 minutes away from Grandpa & Grandma's.

8. Mayhem found a new full time job in a nice work envirionment, and he is so happy to go to work.

Whew! What a year!