Yup, I guess this is pretty much me.

Result: Cute Sexy

Aww, look at you! If you were an animal, you'd be an adorable, fluffy koala bear that everyone wants to make out with.

You're not big on playing hard-to-get -- not because you're easy, but because you don't go for those sneaky love games. You'd much rather approach people with a smile and an innocent shrug of your shoulders. Keep it up -- they're loving it. Just be careful not to tread into Phony Country. Stay adorable, but do it your way, not the Shirley Temple way. (Besides, you're not that good of a tap dancer.)

Result: Naughty Sexy

Hey, there's nothing sexier than being a sex-crazed beast. Any hotties on your radar better lock their doors at night, or you'll be on 'em like a Rotweiller on a milkbone.

We'll give you this: you're direct. Others may go for romance, but you figure, what’s the point? Might as well cut out the middle man and go straight for the prize. And you've got a point. Knowing what you want -- and getting it -- is pretty darn hot. It wouldn't be the end of the world, though, if you threw a little romance into your routine. You know, wrap yourself in a cloud of mystery. Or at least wrap yourself in a bathrobe. Yikes!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Was there any doubt?

Result: Intellectual Sexy

You've got that smooth, mature kind of sexiness that does really well at Sudoku conventions or just about anywhere.

You've got a bit of the Geek in you, which you stealthily use to your advantage. After all, there's nothing sexier than being smart about what you want and going after it. You have the potential to wow 'em with your choice words and profound insight. Just be sure to find a suitable balance between confidence and kindness. Have courage to speak your mind, but don’t forget about giving all your honeys all the love and attention they deserve. (After all, they were smart enough to go for you.)

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Result: Classic Sexy

The sexy you exude is the black satin, roses and wine sexy that's all over the romance flicks. And your crushes will love you for it.

The nice thing about this breed of sexiness is that it's totally recognizable. Classic Sexy is the universal language of sexy -- bust out your suave, romantic gestures and the honeys will be able to read you loud and clear. Here's the downside: after a while, it gets a little predictable. So be sure to mix up your routine with some creative stuff every once in a while. How about Funny Hat Day? (Nah.)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney