osuche is ineffable?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Oh...he said ineffable???!?

I thought it was "unpronouncable"

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Must be me ... I'd never heard about Adam and Lilith. Thanks, WI for you ineffable description of that little known part of history.

Today...the award goes to this guy.


I wonder if he said "cheese".

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

The award today, goes to me! for crashing my car last night.
Could've been a lot worse, everyone was unhurt (except bumps and bruises and one rather sore knee).

omg sweetie!! ((((((((((((RW))))))))))))

You get that butt of yours to a doctor if you haven't already!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

The dickwad from next door, who after 4 yrs has decided that Scooby is a dangerous dog and is putting in a formal complaint to the council against him.

Yes he charges the fence, funny how years of other dickwads teasing him through said fence doesn't account for anything in his defence though.

I really cant help but worry that this will end badly (especially for Scoob), large breed dogs have only gotta look mean here to be declared dangerous, let alone one that runs at a fence!

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I guess I am the idiot of the day in my world so far today. Lots of things I should probably have asked on a couple of phone calls that I didn't.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

He's isn't my neighbor. I wish he were. He'd either be a friendly neighbor to include Scooby, or a walkway near his property could be the resting place for specific smelly type rewards for neighborliness.

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

It's a toss up between me and the guy that called 911 to ask them to bring him beer.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

The same chuckleheads at work, every damn day.

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OTP, siempre

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"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

Tonight it was the yucklehead that sped past me on a winding, hilly, dark country road across the double yellow, about a mile from East Jesus (by my estimate)...

Caught up to him about a half-mile down the road, & then I understood what the hurry was...he was spraying gravel in the parking lot of the local DewDrop Inn, & it was seven minutes into Happy Hour...him had some catchin' up to do...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

The soccer mom who went 74 in the left lane all the way from Phoenix to Tucson this morning, like it was her own personal lane.

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OTP, siempre

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Latest: Cool April Morning

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Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

All the customers who after walking thru our 3 Christmas asiles still come up and ask "Is your Christmas wrapping paper in another part of the store?"

"No" I reply "All the Christmas items are together and we are out of paper"

"So you don't have any paper anywhere?"

"No, we are sold out of Christmas wrapping paper."

"Can you check the back?"

"No, becasue we don't have any backstock."

Customers then walk up to my manager and ask her where the wrapping paper is.

Soda can I get some Christmas wrapping paper please

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