I've gotta say that this thread has had me smiling and laughing each time I've checked in to Pixies today. Thank you so much Lil for starting it.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Belushi And Akroyd

Excellent question. So many good ones here. I'd have to say...Wil Ferrel and Cheri Oteri in the Cheerleader skits. But Dana Carvey did so many good things..and the origional crew..and many in between. Excellent question.

Wow way too many to choose from, but the Eddie Murphy, Joe Piscapo days bring back some good memories

and who can forget the "church lady"

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What is wrong with seeing violins on tv?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

And what's all this fuss about the presidential erection?

(30 years later, I still can't believe they got that one by the censors...)

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, 2 Pepsi, chips.

No coke....pepsi.

It's 10 in the morning I don't want a cheeseburger...
don't you have anything else? , an omelet or something...

What? ... Look here he has Cheeseburgy, there cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, you want cheeseburgy?

(in the back ground...) cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy, cheeseburgy

Umm yeah O.K. , I'll have a cheeseburger

o.k. Cheeseburgy

Eh ... No more Cheeseburgy

No cheeseburgy you wan a omelet?

Will Ferrell is my favourite, too. The skits with him and Ana Gasteyer playing teachers singing medleys were awesome.

I also loved him in the hot tub with Jimmy Fallon who always cracked up.