My wife and I were talking about something similar to this today. Her and a coworker take great pleasure in arousing their male coworkers. Sometimes it's as simple as both of them eating a lollypop in certain way, sometimes it's an "accidental" cleavage/nip slip. Sometimes it goes even further to them talking about sexual escapades, or on more than one occasion the coworker showing pictures from her phone of her sex play, everything from the all girl threeway she had the night before to the "facial weekend" she and her boy friend had.

But they will do these things just to see the bulge in the guys pants grow. Then laugh evily to themselves when he has to leave suddenly.

I need to move back to Kansas.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

It damn near happened to me this morning at my bank. I went in to get some cash and the only available teller was a young lady I hadn't seen before. I don't know exactly what it was about her; the sexy business-like, studious look combined with just the perfect amount of cleavage and her warm, "How are you today IowaMan?"

She was counting out my money and I felt a bit of a stirring down below. Shocked the hell out of me.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Keep your arm, darlin'...I can guarantee that you've had that effect on several someones, some time, someplace...sadly, you didn't know you were doing it at the time, & you only think you haven't done it because you don't see yourself as a born head-turner...but we men are remarkably simple creatures, with a built-in instinct that tells us that we should at least try to insemenate every female that strikes our fancy...& what strikes our fancies is not a one-size-fits-all thing...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

/me takes Loulabelle's left arm...and puts it in my lap to help satisfy the virile young boner brought about by just the mere thought of her denim clad ass.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.