
03-02-2007, 04:09 AM
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Happy Birthday TinglingTess!
Happy Birthday
TinglingTess!!
It's early in the morning,
And she may be sound asleep,
The perfect time to get things ready,
Tables set and floors to sweep.
Set the cake upon the table,
With the candles to be lit,
The silverware and napkins
And a place for her to sit.
Now everybody find a spot,
Where you can crouch and hide,
Then we'll turn the lights out,
Until she does arrive.
Remember when into the the room,
She enters just awake,
We'll turn the lights on brightly,
And some pictures we will take!
Then we'll all scream, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY,"
And the party will begin,
With glasses all a clinkin,
With soda, wine or gin. 
To Tess, our lovely birthday girl,
We'll sing and start to cheer,
And line for all the spankin's
(And pinches to her rear). 
A party like no other,
Filled with Pixie joys,
With all the Pixie gals a smilin',
And droolin' from the boys!
We hope your day's a happy one,
And fun there by the gallon,
And all your wishes will come true,
Now wouldn't that be sumptin'!
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03-02-2007, 04:15 AM
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Leo was right
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03-02-2007, 05:29 AM
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Happy Birthday 
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03-02-2007, 08:03 AM
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TinglingTess,
Happy birthday madam! 
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03-02-2007, 08:14 AM
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Happy Happy! Enjoy your day!
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03-02-2007, 08:23 AM
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Pixies Flirt
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Michigan
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Hey Tess, HAPPY Birthday my friend.
I hope you have a HUGE celebration planned for the day!
Now where is that paddle for your spankings??

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