10-12-2006, 09:08 PM
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One Hot Mamma!
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Originally Posted by Lilith
I'd be fucked and 34592837593758927 pounds lighter from having to walk to deliver all the messages I send in a day regarding students and school matters. The legal forms I use to track my students are all online. Stop scaring me old man.
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Yeah...what she said...
Except, I process medical insurance for the Federal Employee Program w/BCBST and our processing system is INTERNET BASED! My job would be totally fucked. Would have no way of checking providers, procedure costs/charges, nothing.
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10-12-2006, 09:32 PM
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~getting by~
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I'd just curl up in a fetal position and rock back and forth for a very long time refusing to accept that I had stepped back into the stone ages.
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10-12-2006, 09:38 PM
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Booger Lama
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I'd have to go to the store for my porn insted of watching it on the net.
Come on you all know you were thinking that too.
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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10-12-2006, 09:43 PM
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There's porn on the Net??????
OMG!
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10-12-2006, 09:47 PM
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Weedscreamer
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After more thought, I would find a very comfortable chair and desk. I would put my parchment paper on the desk, uncork my scented ink, and reach for one of my glass dip pens. The pause in thought, the drawn out luxury of composition...mental eroticism.
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10-12-2006, 10:14 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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I would have to get out my quills and start mixing inks again, of course I would have already made the paper to write on or should I use hides and colored inks. How hard would it be to start up the Pony Express again???
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10-13-2006, 01:07 AM
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Easy, just say "Giddy-up".
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10-13-2006, 03:54 AM
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Just me.
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I know when my 'puter was down, I felt really isolated not being able to get on the net and Pixies. Wow, gone for ever. That's a thought I don't want to have.
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10-13-2006, 05:52 PM
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Mod with Bite
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Location: Vegemite....nuff said!!
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Someone would feel the wrath of my internet withdrawals!!
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10-13-2006, 10:12 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Originally Posted by Alassë
Someone would feel the wrath of my internet withdrawals!!
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Poor Bilbo
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10-13-2006, 10:14 PM
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Mod with Bite
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Location: Vegemite....nuff said!!
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Not just Bilbo *LOL*
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