LMAO. PF....if we ever end up in a room together I doubt it'll be guns we're talking about.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

A really good friend..........

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

I think you're right ...................... (but we may well be talking about something that is loaded for you. )

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Moutain Fucking Dew!

Mello Yello? Nope
Mountain Mist? Nope

It must be Mountain Dew.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

A good doctor who can cure your ills

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

There is no substitute for real life, physical, hot and sweaty, touch-taste-hearing-seeing-feeling Oh-my-gawd-you-have-made-me-explode SEX!

cyber and phone-sex just feels cheap, cheesy, and corny now. masturbation is more like scratching an itch rather than a sexual release.

I loves me all of my Mayhem!!!

I agree with Tess...there's no substitute for coffee. But I had to make the switch to decaf. I don't like very many beverages, so it was especially hard for me.

But it's worth it in the long run.


Hellman's mayonaise. I think it's laced with crack.

KY Warming Gel...need I say more?

Sanford Uni-ball grip pens

Sinatra


and, of course, Pixies. Awwwwwwwwwwww!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Kahlua

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Baileys

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

A good boss

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Lilith, I agree on Baileys... I ogle the big bottle sitting on my counter daily, alas not so good for the hips.

osuche, AMEN!!! I can't even begin to emphasize how irreplaceable a good boss is.

Puffs ultra

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

Hidden Valley Ranch Salad dressing----I brought a big bottle of it with me to the UK, since ranch dressing is an American thing.

A&W root beer

General Motor products (Chevrolet, Buick, Cadillac, Hummer, Saab, Pontiac, GMC, Saturn, Holden, Opel, and Vauxhall)

My wife.

*bump*

I bought the store brand Pepsi-type cola today to save a buck - it tastes the same going down but it leaves a weird aftertaste!!!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

About the only thing that comes to mind at the moment is Velveeta. I've tried making salsa dip with store brands and it was absolutely awful.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus