or to drive that way home/to the hospital, only to find out you got one

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I misjudged where the edge of my desk was at work yesterday, and jammed my knee cap into the corner of the set of drawers underneath it......it's a good thing that people in the office are used to hearing my expletives!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

or when you are comfy cozy and j u s t a b o u t to fall off into dreamland when all of a sudden.......




Something JOLTS you awake... you frantically look around for the cause...A noise--nope... a kid--nope...the pet--nope...an intruder--a baseball bat in hand nope...your partner--nope...and realize that that it was NOTHING. the NOTHING woke you and you are now full awake and have adrenaline rushing through your veins so you can't get to sleep even if you tried.

Yep. It is. It is indeed!

I hate having to be grown up and responsible all the time ... can't I just be 12 once in a while?

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

I sometimes think the same thing looking at my penis...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I hate having a day planned and then six things come up to spoil the plans.

I hate it when I go to the store and forget what I went for.

I hate when the inmates are running the asylum.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I hate having to deal with all the children at work who are supposed to be adults

I hate having to deal with all thechildren at school who think they are suposed to be adults

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I hate taking 4 hour finals that count as 80% of my grade....especially when I worked my ass off all semester

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I hate when I forget what I was going to post.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I have that tshirt, OF.

Amen brother!

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Eudaimonia