Why oh why is it that when my dear sweet loving husband buys me vibes/dildos they are never shaped like a dick??????????????

I go through the catalogs with him and show him all these glorious thick cocks I'd love to ride when he's AWOL. Some are black and some are white. Some are short and thick, some are thin and long. Some are pink, some are tan. Some have defined ridges, some have veins that look ready to burst.


BUT all of them look like a REAL penis!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today once again, and trust me I'm not looking a gift vibrator in the mouth, I knew a package was coming and was soooooo looking forward to finally fucking myself with a real imitation penis. But true to form it looks like a gigantic swirly pink thing but not a cock.

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Liil... go here and have it sent to me. I'll take care of the rest.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Would make a lovely Valentine's gift

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I tried to order one of those kits a couple of years ago from a different site, and it never did turn up. I thought it would be the perfect solution to Fussy's and my long distance relationship problem.....but alas it wasn't to be.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Nearly all mine a cock shaped *L*....does that mean Bilbo is comfy with his cock size

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The only one I have shaped like a cock was hidden in the drawer by the chef. Hmmmm, what's up with that?

Though that toy does look fun...I understand what you mean.

I think I have a solution though. I've been working on cutting edge technology that just might help.

Drop your firewall and open a port directly to my computer. Take all your clothes off and actually squat next to the monitor. I'll transfer a molecular likeness of...well, maybe a picture would be easier.

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We were born involved in one another.

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