I drove by my own street last night while coming home.

Popped home from the place I do my drama one day to collect something I'd forgotten, then drove half way to work before I realised it was a Saturday and I was meant to be going back to the community centre for the rest of the rehearsal!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Mr. Osuche was in the process of helping me drop my car off at the mechanic one time...and I drove to my mother in law's place rather than to the mechanic. Left him waiting at the shop for about 45 minutes, as I'd forgotten my cell phone.

That's what hppens when we drive in auto-pilot.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

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These are GREAT folks......... anyone got any more?!?!

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Happens a lot at work. I change thread colors all day long. I have to change both the machine thread and the bobbin thread. More times than not I have taken the color off that I don't need and start sewing with what is left of the old color, only to run that through to the end and look around and find my new color sitting on my table (laughing at me) and nothing left on the machine or bobbin but air! It's infuriating when I'm sewing leather cause now I have a bunch of holes to duplicate or call the piece ruined if I miss any! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Oh yeah.. I've got auto-pilot.
This happened quite awhile ago, but I had come down sick and called in to let work know I was staying home, yet I still had to drop off the child at school. So off we go and I drop off the kid... and proceed to drive halfway to work before realizing where I'm headed. I took the next exit and got my ass back home.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I've called the same person twice in a row when I just talked to them.

Ok ive poured oj on my breakfast instead of milk.. BUT the best one was i made a cup of tea with a one-cup tea bag. Boiled the kettle, poured the hot water in, stirred it, went back to sit down, picked the cup up to drink it. Thought it tasted a little odd then realised id forgotten to put the darn teabag in. lol lol. I actually sat there for a min or so wondering what was wrong

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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen