I forged a note once in high school excusing myself from gym... and the teacher actually called my mom! But she covered for me, and asked me about it when I got home... I remember making something up to tell her, like I got my period in school so she couldn't write me a note at home.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

My pensmanship is so poor, I could never have pulled off any kind of forgery...the upside is that my own sig looks like an epileptic in the middle of a seizure, so anybody trying to forge my name would be nailed immediately...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

As a follow up...he's now in college studying Criminal Justice.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I forged my mom's on a few occasions. Only because I had failing grades, and didn't want to get grounded. Come to think of it after 6th grade I spent the majority of the school year grounded for grades. Almost a wonder I graduated.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

You raised him well!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

When he finds out about the sheep, he'll arrest you lol

When I read the title, I immediately thought of a bikini in a blizzard, but I'm like that.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I never forged a signature for anything. Can't say I never got in trouble though...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I don't remember ever doing that ... forging either of my parents signatures for anything. Just wasn't creative enough, I guess.