Oh, did I forget something?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I confess, I was duped as well.

not me

he needs to be punished

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

yes yes! i likey this idea.... :devilish:

Comedian David Brenner made this suggestion years ago to end annoying phone conversations...it would be rude & obvious to hang up while they're talking, so instead, cut yourself off just as you begin to make what seems like an important point...then leave the phone off hook after the connection is broken so you can get back to whatever it is you need to do, then next time you talk blame it on the &^$#*@ phone co...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

ring ring ring uh oh here we go again.