When we bet on the World Series, we each decided beforehand what we'd get if we won. He wanted a blowjob and I wanted the sexy striptease. My bet has pretty much always been the same, it's just taken a long time for me to actually win!

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

The best part was he kept his place spotless after we broke up. Grrr.

Cus all his socks were on your floor. :grin:

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

ROFL Why are all Irish people smartasses? :halo:

It's genetic. Has to do with dealing with those nasty British.


























I'm about 10% Irish and 10% English and just being a smart

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almost nothing better

Oh we bet sexual favours on games all the time....I'll see your 30 seconds of nipple licking and raise you 2 minutes of squirming naked in your lap. That kind of thing .

It's foreplay, it's dirty talk, it's a peak into the other person's fantasy of the moment....but it's never done for threat, and no-body minds if ALL the bets aren't all paid off.

There've been a couple of occasions when one or the other of us has promised sexual acts in exchange for other sorts of special treatment, but we both know each other well enough to understand that it's nothing we didn't want to do anyway...it's just that someone wants a little pampering at that moment, which is cool.

But I think I'd go absolutely cold towards someone who demanded sex acts in exchange for chores...it's a totally different dynamic.

Actually, one of the best parts of sexy betting is that sometimes it pushes you in a direction you wouldn't otherwise have thought of. I don't think I'd ever have had the guts to perform my first actual lap dance . Sometimes you need that little bit of a push to give you the excuse to be daring.

Every now and then Dangerous Pet will ask me to do something and it will be responded with the "What's in it for me?" with naughty look....she does it too. It's fun.

if you raise your right hand...i'll give you a blowjob :slurp;

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

that's RIGHT hand, you nimrod...no, the OTHER right...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Yep done that....not often though

Have also negoiated and he's still to collect i might add *LOL* with someone other than my spouse

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caveat: mirror image is also acceptable

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

OH, ok then......... :

I'll take a half dozen!!!

And will ALWAYS reciprocate!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Your right or mine?


Let's use wyndhy's right hand instead!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.