LMAO I'd never heard that before!!! Too too funny!!

In his honor, a nice Scottish joke I heard earlier tonite:

once there were 3 men passing a field
1 Englishman
1 Maori
1 Scot

they pass a cow in the field and the Englishman says "that be an English cow ..can't you see it's white"
The Maori says "that be a Maori cow ..can't you see it's black!"
The Scotsman says "..nae laddies that'll be a scotish cow...can't ye see her bagpipes!.."



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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Im still crying...

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to slide in broadside , thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --WOW-- What a Ride!

Somehow I have this vision of Scotty and Bones setting around drinking romulan ale and telling vulcan jokes.

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to slide in broadside , thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --WOW-- What a Ride!

In the Star Trek Next Generation story where Scotty was found, the last survivor

of a ship crash, trapped in a transporter buffer, he made the point (eventually)that

you always had to look forward or you lose yourself in your past.

Onward and higher, Mr Scott.

We'll miss you Mr Doohan.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Rest in peace Mr. Doohan. I heard this news the morning I left on vacation and was bummed I wasn't here to post and read the other posts I knew were coming.

/me hears Amazing Grace being played on bagpipes...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these