Well, let's see, born in Nebraska, currently live in Illinois ... in between, Minnesota, Maryland and two other countries (Germany and Japan).

That crazy scientist from Southpark must have got to you... now you have four asses. :grin:

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

What the hell is a piss up?

piss...drink/drunk...piss up/party/tie one on

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Ah ha...now I get it....

why the hell can't you englishmen learn to speak ENGLISH!

just kidding....please don't beat me!

Born a New Yorker, a New Yorker I remain Upstate, that is. Though I have migrated across the state.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Born, raised, and currently residing in south eastern Tennessee. As soon as I open my mouth and start talking everyone knows I'm a true southern belle.

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It's a BOY!!

Western New York,born n bred..Should probably consider duel citizenship with the amount of time I spend in Canada

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As long as there's feet at the bottom,and Pussy at the top,They're ALL perfect Legs

Was born in Okla. and have lived in Texas, Missouri,and Alaska but always moved back home to Okla.

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

born breed in scotland, thou i have spent a few years in france

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its all fun and games till someone lose's a bollock!

I'm jay-t's neighbor. Been here all my life.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

Born & raised in Wales, living in England, British Passport Holder

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

Born in Ohio, lived in Mississippi, Michigan, Guam and have been in Florida since 1987.

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~Tainted Love~