OUCH on the cowgirl ones! lol
PF you nut.

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All kidding aside Ginger , ……………. You may want to double check the air mattress thought. I am only theorizing with a couple gas pressure principles, but by the time you have sufficient air to keep your knee and calf contact area from depressing to the hard undersurface, the rest of the mattress will have a surface tension so high, that he will feel like an ant on a balloon. (It’s about force per square inch ) Your motion will cause him to be moving to where you think you’re trying to fuck a superball.

I’ll be looking forward to the movie.







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I'm thinking a camping pad might work. Or how about a memory foam pad on the floor? The memory foam would help distribute the weight from your bones a bit better. Still, I'd cover either one with a soft towel or something silk.

Hey, the camping pad can be used for camping - when you are not... you know

- I'm tossing out suggestings with no video necessary!

What's wrong with just sticking your duvet on the floor, with perhaps some pillows for your knees etc and going for it like that.....or use the couch.....or how about putting the couch cushions on the floor and lying on those.....that always worked well for us before we had access to porn in our bedroom.

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Nothing says romance like pumping up an air mattress for an hour with a bicycle pump, then duct taping flip-flops to your knees.

And leave it to Loulabelle to give an example of working with what you already have! Great idea!


Now we can have before and after videos!

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I've been trying to reply for 20 minutes, and every time I come back I go into hysterics again....fucking a superball? Purely priceless. But I have to ask, was I the only one to suddenly flash back to those spacehopper things in the 70s? Big ball with a handle you straddled? One quick superglue attachment.....and you actually COULD!

I've already tossed all the couch cushions on the floor, I figure I'll tackle him when he comes in the door tonight. But damnit, I want SPRINGS. Ah well....next apartment, I get to choose the mattress...woohoo!

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

oh god, i'm never going to look at my daughter's bouncy ball" the same way again
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some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

That's it!! Damn, that actually looks really good to me right now......

oh i had to go and look at this thread b4 bed heeheeheehee lmfao!!!
airmattrress and good ones cum with an electric pump that's attached full time deflates it also tho a bit pricey well worth the money.

heheeeeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehehehehehehe

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One solution for a bed that is too soft is to put a piece of plywood between the mattress and box springs.