I'll take care of that for our ladies. :drool:

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There are only three rules to a happy life:

1.Don't sweat the small shit

2.Everything IS small shit

and rule number three -

Never eat anything bigger than your own head....

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy


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Don't feed marshmallows to a bear by clenching them between your teeth and leaning to his face!

You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd!

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride!



My parents (mostly mom) were sorta pessimistic...wouldn't you say?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Most recent lesson~

Getting married in Vegas is WAAAAY too easy!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney