The correct answer is

a) I'm sorry.
b) I'm sorry. (hands her flowers)
c) I'm sorry. (gives her jewelry)
d) I'm sorry. (takes off his clothes, climbs into the restraints, and presents himself for discipline)
e) all of the above (except for D, that one if for Lilith)

One of the trees will mention it in front of its wife tree, and then the phone calls will begin, and yup, you are still wrong.

McJim

Someone has you VERY well-trained. ROFLMAO.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Oh my gosh! That's terrible! No wonder the poor man's in shock. I would be too. Ever since high school I've been terrified of chain saws! Now this clinches it. Paranoia has fully set in.

If he fell off a ladder and the chainsaw hit her about the head, it may well have had enough

momentum to kill her without the actual chain doing any damage.

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