Killdozer Smurf. I had no idea smurfs killed anything let alone a defenseless dozer!

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Ichabod Smurf

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Seing as the film was made not that far from me my smurf name is rather acurate - Full Monty Smurf

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

wasn't to happy with fat-ass smurf
went back to become MAXIMUS smurf

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Happiness is not a destination, but a journey, the bumps and chuckholes are just part of the trip!

i'm Insatiable Smurf

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With some of those cool names you all got, I'm kinda disappointed with "Naughty Smurf".


Especially when Mrs WI is "Deadly Smurf"!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I swear I am not making this up... I decided it would be fun to try some celebrity names and see what happened.

Howard Stern is Erectile Dysfunction Smurf

George Bush is Naughty Smurf

Queen Elizabeth is Smurf Smurf Smurf

Britney Spears is Stanky Smurf

Hulk Hogan is Lydia Smurf...

LOL

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Slappy Smurf here,,,, Pleased to meet you.


"Spank that naked ass"

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Dreams are only realities you haven't "Let" come true !

Well it took a few tries,but a finally came up with......Full Monty Smurf

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

hmmm... Futzy Smurf

what the heck is "futzy"....

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

Real first & last name-I am---Pimpin Smurf! Irish
Under "Irish"+ Last name,I am full monty smurf!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Poor Dozer's! Next thing you know they'll be after Uncle Traveling Matt!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Noxious Smurf! lol

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Xs and Os,
Kristin

My screen name pulled up:

Talk to the Hand Smurf


My real name pulled up:

Cleft Palate Smurf

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To live is to love

Real name was Disgruntled Smurf

Screen name was You Go Smurf..lol