Lixy---What time are Dans funeral services? Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

omg to damn funny

~nikki

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Dear Dan

I must extend my apologies for not responding sooner......It has been three months since I received your letter and I have not until this minute been able to reply. I was awash with great emotion as I read what I mean to you. I am so glad you contacted me. It speaks volumes to me about your true feelings.

After I left that day I resolved within myself to go out and make myself a better person and I have. The next time you see me you shall feel so proud of what I have done for myself. I know it was selfish of me to venture forth to "find" myself, but you will see that this time apart has done wonders for my being. I am glowing!

You won't believe how much I have changed. I joined a gym and have my very own personal trainer. It's been alot of hard work but I am more firm and leaner than I have ever been. I dyed my hair a beautiful shade of red...you know how you love redheads. I was going to have a facelift but after a few weeks away from you for some reason I looked years younger. Strange isn't it.
I am so sorry that you have been tortured by thoughts of me while with other women. I am sorry to say this, but you have never crossed my mind at all. You always did have a fixation and a control of me that was not healthy, hence the escapade with my sister and I do so hope you can get some good therapy for that.....I do have a confession to make though. I think enough time has passed that you will find this funny. There has been a mirror on the floor that slides from under the bed for ages and ages and it has been way easier to use than taking down the vanity mirror. All the notches on the wooden frame are...well you know!
Well I guess that is all for now....oh except about the remote! Remember that I was bitter and angry at the time when I tell you this, but I wanted to take something from you that you loved more than life itself.....so I took it with me!

See you in divorce court!
Connie

ROFLMFAO@BIBI!!!!!!

Touche'........!!!!

Though, I think you were too kind! *giggle*

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~Thomas Dewar~

Does anyone have Vicky's phone number?

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Agua it's 747-555-VIKY

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