This one reminds me of an ex-girlfriend

I Care by Al Bundy

When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground I care.
When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground I care.
But when I've been playing this for days I will kill anyone who stays. I swear!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I scribbled the first bits of something I was writing to be goofy and stopped where the writing is black. My 11 year old daughter found it and finished it with the writing that is blue.


Your body is gorgeous.
Your mind is wonderous.
I love you more than I can describe
with a word that ends in "ous".

I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.