02-12-2004, 11:16 AM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Your Candy Heart is "Beat Me"
Between a spanking and a time out, you know what to choose
Valentine's Day isn't perfect, without a baseball sized bruise
Forget chocolate! It's all about taking a bit out of you.
You don't mind a little scratch marks mixed in too!
I have no idea what I said to get this response!!!! Oh well....so be it.....
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02-12-2004, 11:28 AM
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Location: North Australia
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I'm a "FUCK ME" too.
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02-12-2004, 11:31 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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Eat me.
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-12-2004, 11:37 AM
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~Imaginary lover~
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Your Candy Heart is "Fuck Me"
When people say V-day is romantic, they're not wrong.
It's just that you're idea of romance is doing it all night long.
So screw the dinner, the cards, and the roses.
You'll show love by doing it in many poses.
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02-12-2004, 11:49 AM
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Count Spankula
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Your Candy Heart is "Pull my finger"
Damnit. I figured that would be it...
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02-12-2004, 11:59 AM
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Candy Hearts
A true perspective on candy hearts and why I love them.
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02-12-2004, 12:11 PM
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~~Smokin'~~
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Deep in the Heart of TEXAS!
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Your Candy Heart is "Fuck Me"
When people say V-day is romantic, they're not wrong.
It's just that you're idea of romance is doing it all night long.
So screw the dinner, the cards, and the roses.
You'll show love by doing it in many poses.
I figured as much, considering that is what V-day means to me!! Good great awesome sex all night long!!!
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02-12-2004, 12:13 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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Thanks OF....you just gave me an Idea for Valentines day!!! 
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-12-2004, 12:14 PM
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~~Smokin'~~
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Deep in the Heart of TEXAS!
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No kidding - my SO would go crazy eating candy hearts away!
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Would you like more sex with that?
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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02-12-2004, 02:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: OR
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Beat me.....
I think I like them all!
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XOXO
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02-12-2004, 06:42 PM
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Aww damn....Fuck Me |
02-12-2004, 06:56 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Location: up the river north of the big town
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how come mine said "Put this hat on and sit on a stool in the corner"?
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