I know at least one woman who could benifit from several of those classes.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

** raises hand** I needthe following classes:


TOPIC 7
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum.


TOPIC 9
REAL MEN (and women!) ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real life testimonials.


TOPIC 12
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

sorry if I offended anyone!
it was only done in fun
sorry..sorry..sorry!!!!!!!











hope that sounded sincere!!!!!!!!!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

Hell, I wasn't offended, I thought they were pretty damn funny!

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"Old man, how is it that you can hear these things?

Young man, how is it that you do not?"